21, dairy worker, Nicole da Silva worshipper, Orange Is The New Black and Wentworth addict and Rizzles fangirl. (also Brittana but we're not talking about that right now)

"You’re not a creep until you’re sitting in a chatroom with a picture of Hemo’s face taped onto a blow up doll looking into your soul and judging you."

The herp to my derp

The Josh to my Stella

My current love life

 

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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itspurvis asked
I would like to request Mega Farfetch'd. And I would like it to be worthy of being an endboss in a JRPG. Upon seeing it, I immediately want to hear Latin choruses chanting it name.

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy)

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids)

gailsimone:

wishcosplay:

Today the Hyrkanian queen met the Warrior Princess!!

She saw me, beckoned me over with a ‘c’mere, Red~!’ and my brain shut down for a few seconds.

Oh, my god.

tazilp:

curi0sity-killed-kat:

coziestchimera:

spindascafe:

harmonizeorelse:

good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.

WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD

these songs

so deep

I am cry

HIT ME BABY SPANISH LIME

(Source: notsebastianstan)

Sometimes I make bad decisions
This was not one of them

Sometimes I make bad decisions

This was not one of them