21, dairy worker, Nicole da Silva worshipper, Orange Is The New Black and Wentworth addict and Rizzles fangirl. (also Brittana but we're not talking about that right now)
"You’re not a creep until you’re sitting in a chatroom with a picture of Hemo’s face taped onto a blow up doll looking into your soul and judging you."
The herp to my derp
The Josh to my Stella
My current love life
People always say that cows aren’t smart but this one time at my last dairy job my co-worker decided it was okay to make fun of my weight and I got quite upset. So I found my favourite cow and told her what happened and when she got onto the dairy platform, she lined him up and shat all over him. So don’t tell me cows are stupid
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes
I am genuinely surprised when people enjoy my company like how do I not annoy u when I annoy myself
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.