20, dairy farmer (also High Priestess of the Church of Deano), likes girls, Brittana shipper, wannabe actress and avid Bechloe fanguuuuuurl.
"You’re not a creep until you’re sitting in a chatroom with a picture of Hemo’s face taped onto a blow up doll looking into your soul and judging you."
The herp to my derp
The Josh to my Stella
My current love life
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I just realised that this girl in the performance tonight recognised me from a dating website
Shit
i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system
i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this
can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines
spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all
(Source: rareity)
Max what why are you wearing my jumper
GOOD GOD MAX IT’S 5AM WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE
hi my name is jaymie and I ship Naya Rivera with Nicole da Silva
I just put a pizza box on the fire and now the house smells like pizza
Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this
I play this in my car while I’m driving.
I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song
I decided this a long time ago
Try petting the cats to this.
Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay
life is EPIC
Running to get the computer charger
Solving difficult math equations to this song
God I love a good film score!!!
Sipping Coffee
GUYS GUYS OMG
(Source: obrienroden)
